When my friend comes over for wine and says, “I’m only going to have ONE glass tonight,” I don’t even respond anymore. I just nod like a parent listening to their toddler say they’re running away to live in the backyard. Like… sure, sweetheart. One glass. Absolutely. Let me get you the glass the size of a fishbowl so you can feel accomplished. Because the second someone says “just one,” the night immediately turns into a documentary about Lies People Tell Themselves. They sit down all confident,

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