this would have been so cool if i remembered to finish it

A Month Before Our Wedding, I Had A Full Checkup And Learned I Was Infertile.

My Father Uninvited Me To Christmas While I Bought His Groceries.

Unfinished Jack Abbott & Trinity Santos Edit — The Pitt Scene

THEY SAID CHRISTMAS WAS CANCELED - ‘TOO BROKE FOR A BIG GATHERING.’

My wife suggested a "trial separation" so she could "find herself,"

On Saturday, While My Wife Showered, Her Phone Lit Up With: “I Miss You.

My wife said, ‘My friends think you’re not impressive enough for me. I should aim higher.

“If You Get On That Plane With Him, I Won’t Be Here When You Return.”

My wife’s sister’s new rich boyfriend mocked me at dinner. Everyone laughed.