I was in NYC last week—for reasons I won't go into—and dropped by the SoHo branch of Babeland, the Seattle-spawned, continent-straddling sex-toy empire. A member of Babeland's knowledgeable staff, the ...

Just as the miracle of the Eucharist transforms a piece of tasteless unleavened cracker into a bloody hunk of godflesh, so does the gluing-on of an obnoxious plastic crucifix transfigure a simple USB ...