“Sir! I told you yesterday to take these penguins to the zoo!” the officer scolded. “I did!” the man answered. “And today I’m taking them to the beach!” ∙St. Peter was showing a couple around heaven ...
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Well, members of the BuzzFeed Community shared their own favorite jokes in the comments, and they might be even funnier! Here they are: 1."A man walks into the therapist's office and says, 'I think I ...
Friends of an old guy hire a lady of the evening for his 90th birthday. She arrives at his door, throws open her coat and shouts, “I’m here to give you super sex!” The old man thinks a second and says ...
Over on Quora, people are sharing their absolute favorite stupid joke — you know, the kind that makes you laugh even though you know you shouldn’t. Did I laugh at these? Yes. Yes, I did. What? You ...