Zamboni’s are a vital asset of all sports on ice, especially hockey and figure skating. However, what do Zamboni’s really do? Zamboni is a brand, like calling a pop a Coke, or a bandage a Band-Aid.
Shelley Johnson looks like the panicked face emoji. Eyes as round as a full moon, sclera visible. Eyebrows aiming to introduce themselves to her hairline. A mouth as open as an ill-fated opera singer.