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A boozy monkey proved that we’re possibly more alike than once thought after it downed a beer it had scavenged from the garbage as stunned onlookers looked on. A video of the plastered primate is ...

Need a way to feel sleepy ASAP? Apparently, you can simply pretend like you’ve had one too many margaritas. At least that’s the idea behind the “drunken monkey” sleep technique, which encourages you ...

Firefighters said they were called to a bar in Brazil on Feb. 5 to deal with a drunk and disorderly Monkey who downed a glass of rum and picked up a kitchen knife. Drunk monkey goes viral after ...

Video footage taken in Brazil shows a monkey drinking beer it found in a garbage can. The clip of the intoxicated capuchin shows the primate tilting its head back to guzzle every last drop. While the ...

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