I’m going to start with some quotes here, and let’s see if you can guess which film I’m talking about. “Haters never bring it up.” Okay. “I should never have watched it.” What’s this about?

If you're the kind of person who watches films like "The Notebook" and says, "That's it? Pass the popcorn, I need more emotional trauma," then boy, do we have a list for you. We're talking about ...